Last updated: December 10, 2025
These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of https://tequilareport.com and any related content, newsletters, products, and services provided by Ursus 10, LLC dba The Tequila Report ("The Tequila Report", "we", "us", or "our").
By accessing or using the site or subscribing to any of our offerings (including free and paid subscriptions), you agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, do not use the site.
Who we are: Ursus 10, LLC dba The Tequila Report operates https://tequilareport.com and related services.
What we offer: Free newsletter content and an optional paid annual "Insider" subscription.
Pricing: Insider is billed at $99 per year (plus any applicable taxes) and automatically renews annually unless you cancel.
Key points:
By using the site, you agree to these Terms.
Annual Insider subscriptions are billed via Stripe under the terms shown at checkout.
Content is for informational and entertainment purposes only, not professional advice.
This summary is provided for convenience only. Please read the full Terms below.
You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, if higher) to use the site and services. By using the site, you represent and warrant that you are legally capable of entering into a binding contract and will comply with these Terms and all applicable laws.
You may subscribe to our free newsletter by providing your name and email address. You agree to provide accurate and up-to-date information and to notify us of any changes.
We offer a paid annual "Insider" subscription that provides additional content or benefits. By subscribing to Insider, you agree that the current standard price is $99 per year (plus any applicable taxes), your subscription is billed annually in advance through Stripe, and you authorize us to charge your payment method for the subscription fee and any applicable taxes at each renewal.
If you create an account or receive login credentials, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password, all activities under your account, and notifying us promptly of any unauthorized access. We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your account if you violate these Terms or pose a risk to us or others.
Insider subscriptions are annual subscriptions that automatically renew each year on or about your renewal date, at the then-current annual rate, unless you cancel before the renewal date.
By signing up for Insider, you authorize us (via Stripe) to:
We may change subscription prices in the future. If we do:
If you do not agree to a price change, you must cancel your subscription before your renewal date. Continued use of the subscription after the price change takes effect constitutes your agreement to the new price.
You may cancel your Insider subscription at any time, typically through:
Unless otherwise stated:
No further annual renewal charges will be made after a timely cancellation.
Except where required by law or otherwise stated at the time of purchase:
We reserve the right to consider refund requests on a discretionary, case-by-case basis, but we are not obligated to provide refunds or credits.
All content on the site, including but not limited to text, articles, newsletters, graphics, images, logos, and the overall design and "look and feel" (collectively, the "Content") is owned by or licensed to The Tequila Report and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.
Except as expressly permitted in these Terms or by us in writing, you may not:
We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the site and Content for your personal, non-commercial use only, subject to these Terms.
You may be able to submit or post content (e.g., comments, messages, feedback) ("User Content"). By submitting User Content, you:
We reserve the right (but have no obligation) to review, monitor, remove, or edit User Content at our sole discretion.
You agree not to use the site or services:
We may suspend or terminate your access if we believe you are engaging in any prohibited use.
The Content and services provided by The Tequila Report are for informational and entertainment purposes only.
If you have questions requiring professional advice, you should consult an appropriate professional.
The site may contain links to third-party websites, services, or resources (including payment processors, analytics providers, advertisers, social media platforms, or other content). These are provided for your convenience only.
We may also integrate third-party tools or widgets. Your interactions with those tools may allow those third parties to collect or receive data about you; refer to their privacy policies for details.
YOUR USE OF THE SITE, CONTENT, AND SERVICES IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SITE AND ALL CONTENT AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS, WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED.
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT WILL THE TEQUILA REPORT, URSUS 10, LLC, ITS OWNERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS, AFFILIATES, AGENTS, OR LICENSORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR ANY LOSS OF PROFITS, REVENUE, DATA, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES.
ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH: your access to or use of, or inability to access or use, the site, content, or services; any conduct or content of any third party; any content obtained from the site; or unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content.
WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THESE TERMS OR YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR SERVICES WILL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF: (1) THE AMOUNT YOU PAID TO US FOR THE SERVICES IN THE 3 MONTHS PRECEDING THE EVENT GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM; OR (2) ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (US $100).
SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY FOR CERTAIN DAMAGES, SO SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless The Tequila Report, Ursus 10, LLC, and our owners, officers, employees, contractors, affiliates, agents, and licensors from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to: your access to or use of the site, Content, or services; your violation of these Terms; or your violation of any rights of another person or entity (including intellectual property or privacy rights).
We reserve the right to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter subject to indemnification by you, in which case you agree to cooperate with our defense.
We may, at our sole discretion, suspend or terminate your access to all or part of the site or services, with or without notice, for any reason, including if we believe you have: violated these Terms; created risk or possible legal exposure for us; or engaged in fraudulent or abusive activity.
Upon termination: your right to use the site and services will immediately cease. Sections that by their nature should survive termination (including ownership provisions, disclaimers, limitations of liability, indemnification, and governing law) will continue to apply.
You may also stop using the site and services at any time. Termination or cancellation does not entitle you to a refund, except as required by law or expressly stated by us.
These Terms and any dispute arising out of or relating to them or the site or services will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Indiana, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
Subject to any mandatory arbitration or consumer protection laws that may apply, you agree that: any legal action or proceeding arising under these Terms will be brought exclusively in the state or federal courts located in Indiana; and you consent to the personal jurisdiction and venue of such courts.
If you are a consumer and local law requires that disputes be heard in your local courts, these provisions will be modified accordingly to the minimum extent required by law.
We may update or modify these Terms from time to time. If we make material changes, we may provide notice by: posting the updated Terms on the site with a new "Last updated" date; sending you an email or newsletter; or displaying a prominent notice on the site.
Your continued use of the site or services after any changes become effective constitutes your acceptance of the revised Terms. If you do not agree to the new Terms, you must stop using the site and services.
Entire Agreement: These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any additional terms presented at the time of purchase, constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding the site and services.
Severability: If any provision of these Terms is held invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in full force and effect.
No Waiver: Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not be deemed a waiver of such right or provision.
Assignment: You may not assign or transfer these Terms, by operation of law or otherwise, without our prior written consent. We may assign these Terms without restriction.
If you have any questions about these Terms or the site or services, please contact us at:
Ursus 10, LLC dba The Tequila Report
1410 E Hunter Avenue
Bloomington, Indiana 47401
United States
Email: [email protected]